SpaceX

All right, I admit the only thing I could ever be disappointed in my entire life is myself. I'm tired of failing; my family is giving up on me.

I don't have any friends. My mom needs me; she's losing her mind to Alzheimer's, and I'm the one who's going to have to watch it. I'm reaching out with all my heart, like just to see this tiny chance—my hero, our savior, the only man that seems to really give a *** about us—and he's giving it all out of his own pocket. I mean, that takes brass balls that nobody else owns.

I'm reaching out just in case that this unique letter gets to him. I'm not begging for a handout; I've got crap everywhere, but it's not really worth anything. I'm going to straighten up and I am a vector that wants to be pointed in the same direction y'all are going. I'll push a broom, I'll work on the yard, I'll grind; I'll do whatever the *** I'm told to do.

I'm a gopher and a *** of a forklift driver, and I'm a boy who loves his mom, and I want to find somewhere for her to go, which means I need to get mobile now and get to a good job immediately. I can't go through all the processes; I need a job yesterday. If anybody could send a car after me and put me to work somewhere in Texas immediately, I promise to give my all. My vector will never leave; it's like a vein, it'll follow yours.

I'll follow her here with me. He's our hero, man, and I'd give anything to be a part of it. The only way I can is if you come and get me. Send a text after me and put me to work.

I will come and do a job, and I'll do it well, and whatever you ask me to do, I'll start from the bottom and work my way anywhere you'll let me go. I'm drowning, absolutely drowning, and I'm very close to just giving up, like I was just blown off by my dad—my real dad, snubbing me off—he is. I just thought, why don't you reach out to the big guy? The big guy that gets *** done; you can swoop me up.

I would leave all this *** right where it's at, grab my clothes, I'll sleep in a tent and a ditch; I don't care. Just please let me be a part of it and help me get there. I need to become a dependable man for my family. I need to skip all that paperwork *** and just go straight to work.

I don't want to go to work for a winner building the largest reusable, reliable rocket. If anybody in the world can come and get me right now from where I'm at and put my *** to work wherever you wanted, I don't care if I got to scrub his shoes; I'll do anything to be a part of this. I'm tired of living my dream through YouTube. I want to turn screws; I want to learn how to build a Raptor 3.

I want to stand in that crowd and be proud of that amazing, amazing structure. Thank God for Elon and his beautiful machines; I just can't imagine what's going through his mind. I know I ain't nobody, I'm nothing, I got nothing, but I got a good heart. I need the man who gets things done to snatch me up, throw me into the damn lion cage, and put me to work.

I won't mess up very much at all. I'd like to start with a broom and just be close to it. I'd hate to make you mad right off the bat, but if anybody was going to be able to send a car, put me right to work immediately tomorrow, it would be Elon. This message won't make it to him by then, but just so that I might have a little bit better chance, I dare you, Elon.

You are the Colossus of clout; you know that. The Great Bambino—I dare you to come swoop me up in a Tesla and just put me to work for you. You will save my life, honestly, save several lives. I know I'm nobody, but please make me a somebody.

Just let me be part of it. I'll be a damn, I'll pick up cigarette butts; I don't care. Just let me be part of it, guys. I want to check, this is SpaceX.

I want my name on a check from SpaceX. I want to earn it; I want to learn it. I want to see those rocket tests; I'm living my dreams through YouTube. Please help me realize my dream; I'll do anything.

Please swoop me up, abduct me, man, abduct me and take me to Starbase. The absolutely only thing that I'm pissed about is all the poor decisions I made. The only way that I'll ever be able to realize a dream and become part of that Starship on the white spots of it; I don't care, I'll do anything. Nobody will take me there; nobody believes I'll make it.

Nobody believes in me. I have a feeling that he's going to realize that this little vector is pointing in the same direction as the winners of the company. Engineer or not, I work on small engines, but I want to learn everything. I'll do anything, any job; I'll do anything I'm told.

I take great criticism, I'll push through any issues I've got. I'll give it my all. There are a lot of folks counting on me and nobody believes in me. I just found out like it might be one person.

I thought, don't I know that my main man Elon has the authority and the ability to order a freaking car to come this way, swoop me up, bring me to the base, help me find a place to pitch a tent, you know, and put me to work and help me realize my dreams to get me well on the path where I should be, where I can help take care of my mother and watch her fall apart. I'm the only one capable and I'm the only one that is completely 100% unprepared to help my mother. I'm desperate. If I had it my way, Tesla would be on its way right now to take me back, put me to bed, I'll sleep in the lobby, I don't care.

And then put me to work; just get me busy anywhere on that premises, anywhere in that city. I'll give it 200%. It's my last chance. I don't know anybody else to ask and this most likely will never make it to Elon.

I mean every freaking word of it. I'm a nobody, realizing his dreams and heart aching to be a part of it, and no way to get there. It is time for me to make things happen now, and who better than the richest man in the world, the smartest man in the world, our savior and leader, the boss, Elon. I'll walk around and whisper in his ear all day long and remind him that he's just a man if that's what he wants.

I'll do anything he wants me to do, labor-wise, or you know, up to my capabilities. I want to learn, I want to grow, and I need to save my family. I've got nothing to leave them and he's the man that can show me how. I know it.

Nobody believes me, man. I'm willing to put in the hardest work. Like, something that's my favorite thing in the whole wide world, and somebody that I look up to more than anybody in the world, that is a hard boss that demands above perfection. Show me, boss, lead me.

Come get me, please. I know, I feel I don't have vehicles, I'm a failure. I got to fix that. Everybody, one person just decided that I was a bad person and so not everybody does.

Nobody's gathered their own data and formed any kind of hypothesis of me. They don't even know who I am; they just take the first prescription, which is now I'm awesome. I've been trying to tell people that *** for years. I want to be part of the damn Starship ASAP.

Like, I need to be; I need to have already been working there for two weeks. I'm drowning; my mama needs me the most. Elon, please, SOS, bro, get me the *** out of this *** hole and put me to work. I'll do anything you tell me to do.

I'll bring my clothes and I'll leave everything else behind unless I can bring my mother too and my two dogs. I'd give my life right now if I could just put them into a two-bedroom house with a fence where they're happy. That's all she wants. She's so mean to me these days; I need help.

I know only you could do it. Send me a car, brother. Crack the whip, put me to work, change who I am. My last name is Star; I want to work on the Starbase.

The last thing is to become a star. Show me how. Show me how to fly, bro, please. I'll do anything; my last hope.

Nobody believes me, no support structure, no money in my pockets, not $1 to fold. I don't want to hang from a tree; the pistol's too messy. I'd just rather become one of my heroes at work at a place that means everything. I want to help with the future.

Save me, Elon, abduct me. I dare you, double dog dare you, brother. I know you could probably be here in 45 minutes if you wanted to. I know it's a *** of a long letter.

Talk to text is a son of a b. I'm sorry; I know it won't make it there. I know it won't make it. I'm not some kind of weirdo freak groupie; I'm just tired of playing this game over here, and Starbase is the only thing I believe that I'll be willing to do and try my hardest before I go hanging in a tree.

Like, I don't have nothing left, so I might as well choose the most challenging, competitive, important place to work with the most strict boss and the smartest man on the planet, my hero, our chief and leader. Too bad you can't send the Dark Star after me; a Tesla will be fine. Yesterday would be preferred, as soon as possible. Elon’s boot camp, Star boot camp, creamy.

Show me how to learn; show me what to do. Run down, save my life. Break me down, man; I'm willing. Plus, I double dog dare you.

So sure, what's in this photo is everything that I've got in the whole wide world. I failed my kids; they can't lean on me. I'm about to fail my mother. I'm not prepared; I can't do that.

I can't lose anymore, sir. That pile of junk is all I got in the whole world. Please send a Tesla for me so I can leave this behind and become the man I'm supposed to be working for you. Show me the way, please.

I double dog dare you; send a car after me.

Please save my life; I'll do any job you want, and I'll do it well. I promise.

Proposal for Advanced Satellite System for Detection of Extraterrestrial and Anomalous Entities
Introduction
This proposal outlines the concept of an advanced satellite system designed to scan and detect extraterrestrial and anomalous entities on Earth. By combining cutting-edge sensor technology with sophisticated data analysis, this system aims to identify hidden or disguised non-human lifeforms or technologies, helping humanity prepare for potential threats and make informed decisions regarding our safety and security.
Objective
The main goal of the satellite system is to provide comprehensive coverage of the Earth, scanning for unusual or unexplained activity, entities, or signals that cannot be identified as human or terrestrial in origin.

The system will be capable of detecting hidden extraterrestrial lifeforms or technologies, including those attempting to blend in using advanced camouflage or retroreflective technology.
Key Features and Components
1. DNA Scanning System
The satellite will be equipped with advanced sensors capable of detecting DNA signatures. It will scan vast areas and identify anomalies in the DNA data, signaling the presence of non-human lifeforms. This sensor will be capable of distinguishing human DNA from potentially alien DNA.
2.

Infrared and Thermal Sensors
Infrared sensors will be employed to detect heat signatures, even from beings or objects that may be camouflaged. Thermal sensors will help reveal any concealed technologies or lifeforms by identifying discrepancies in temperature.
3. Radar and LIDAR Technology
Radar and LIDAR systems will be integrated to scan for hidden objects, structures, or movements, even when obscured by camouflage. These systems will create detailed topographic maps of the regions scanned, revealing any abnormal physical structures.
4.

Motion Detection Systems
Subtle motion in scanned areas will be monitored by high-precision motion detectors. This will allow for real-time detection of any movement, which might suggest the presence of extraterrestrial entities or technologies.
5. Electromagnetic Sensor Suite
This suite of sensors will help identify unusual energy patterns or electromagnetic interference, potentially indicating the presence of advanced extraterrestrial technology or communications.
Data Collection and Processing
The satellite system will continuously collect data from its sensors and send it back to Earth. A central command station will analyze the data in real-time, flagging any suspicious anomalies for further investigation.

Advanced algorithms will be used to differentiate between common environmental phenomena and potential extraterrestrial signatures.
Power and Durability
The satellite will be powered by advanced solar technology, ensuring that it can operate autonomously for extended periods. It will be built to withstand harsh space conditions, with durable materials that ensure reliable performance even in extreme temperatures and environments.
Integration with Existing Systems
This satellite system will be designed to integrate seamlessly with existing governmental and international space surveillance systems. It will be able to work in tandem with other satellite technologies to provide an enhanced level of monitoring, ensuring broad coverage of Earth's atmosphere and surface.
Conclusion
This satellite system represents an innovative and necessary step toward safeguarding humanity against potential extraterrestrial threats or unidentified anomalies.

By combining state-of-the-art detection technology with comprehensive data analysis capabilities, the system will provide crucial insights into unknown entities and activities on Earth, helping us prepare for any eventuality.
Next Steps and Call to Action
To move forward with this project, I am seeking collaboration with industry leaders, scientists, and engineers to refine the technology, secure funding, and begin development. I believe that by partnering with experts in aerospace, satellite technology, and extraterrestrial research, we can build a system capable of revolutionizing our ability to detect and understand the unknown.

Yes, my name is Brent Gardiner, and I'm a disabled veteran from Louisiana. Last Friday, I made a post on Elon Musk's account and a lady named Ellie in Space messaged me saying she knew Elon Musk.

Today, she called me and said Elon wanted to talk to me and gave a number. With my cancer treatment and PTSD and TBI injury, I was scammed into believing that it was real. They took all my money and I live off VA disability benefits. Now, my wife, son, and I have no money.

I just want to tell Elon about the horrible VA system where I live. I have anything you guys need to see so we can stop these people. Please help me out. I don't want anything but to stop them.

Space X and Elon Musk don't deserve this.

I need help, please don't push me aside so it can happen to someone else. Please tell Elon.

What the company could do better is give me my 1680 back that I was scammed out by Mr mustard's platform and profile on his fan giveaway I never did get my Tes back into it in small claims court he's held liable for my financial loss his profile and platform was used that's all I'm trying to do is get my money back I don't want to drag him into small claims court but if I have to I will I got to catch my bills up and plus I got screwed I'm public I got financially wrecked from this public embarrassment public humiliation me and my neighbor said I didn't wait for that car but you don't get a hold of me real soon I'll be seeing you in court Mr muscle I don't want to do that I love you sir I always will love you I'm not been online because every time I come online to scammers are on me international import whatever the *** they are but please reach out to me I don't want to sue you but I will I'm poor you're rich think about it

la car I never got the

I reached out I submitted my financial info dont know if its got scammed was told that there was an error and my card could not be processed then I tried two more times and the same I told the James who was later revealed to be some woman calling her self a professional technition and just sent me around the loop with all the prescribed prompts that James used I felt like I had been sent to a new deli call center . Honestly it was totally *** .

I have proprietary information to share hoping to get a consulting job with space X because I live in Oregon and honestly dont want to live in Texas . As hard as I tried to get in touch by phone with some one I was given all the prescribed answers and I realized the I was just wasting my time with a call center phone no key most likely located in New Deli India .

I would like to speak to a knowledgeable professional aerospace engineer to talk shop and see if my innovations have promise for space X a 10-15 minute phone call would clarify that but they kept asking me what questions I had I had no dam question instead iam being asked to pay five dollars to give away my intellectual property to try to get a consulting gig at space X . Very disappointed with this diet and the lack of progress and the repetition with out the ability to actually TALK to a warm body you have my e mail fix the problem !